Andrew WK's Teenage Love Song

Today's The Guardian gifts us this little gem of unrequited teenage love, by that celebrated poet and musical virtuoso Andrew Fetterly Wilkes-Krier.

If you don't know who that is, don't be surprised.

It's called "My Destiny" and it is awsome.

According to Mr WK, such was the torrent of burning passion that the song's lyrics conveyed, that the girl about whom it was written thought it best to get a restraining order against him.

My Destiny

Called Up Your Number Fourteen Times

To See If You Were Home

Home Is Where I'll Find You

When I Find You

Do You Feel Lonely When You're Alone

A Sheet To Keep You Warm

Warm – Electric Blanket

An Extra Blanket

You Are My Destiny

I'll Make You Fall In Love With Me

I'll Make Myself Your Fantasy

Weeping Like The Willow Tree

Drove Past Your Doorway Fifteen Times

I Don't Want To Cause You Harm

Harm – That's What You're In For

If You Don't Open Your Door

So I'll Keep Knocking A Million Times

I Will Knock Until My Knuckles Bleed

Bleed – That Blood Will Leave A Stain

On You Forever

You Are My Destiny

And I'll Make You Fall In Love With Me, Me, Me

I don't know why. I mean, it's not like they're creepy-stalky or anything.

True story or publicity stunt, it's quite the little ditty.